WHO IS SEAL DOG?

He is the famous dog of Lorvin the Charismatic.  He achieved his worldwide fame by appearing on the Dr. Demento radio show (which helped launch Weird Al's career) with a song about his ability to fight crime and his unique howl.  He actually sounds like a seal, hence "Seal Dog."   Here is the music video with the Seal Dog theme song for you to watch.  Enjoy!

Seal Dog desires that all people give their lives to Jesus so they can go to God's party in heaven someday.  He especially has a heart for atheists who have dyslexia.  He believes that all of these atheists should believe in DOG.